My friend says that trauma's something to be viewed on a case by case basis, but I'm not so sure.

He's definitely got more trauma hiding in the backseat than I do, that's for sure, so I should believe him. I don't, though. Trauma gets murky and hard to decipher when you look at it from a distance, and mine just doesn't seem to count.

I'm not in the right here, and I know that, but I don't really mind.